coffee and diet coke <3

Good morning =)

I slept extremely well last night haha.. dan's bed is molto comfortable XD he slept on the sofa XD I didn't want him to, but he insisted, chivalrous much? Hehe. I must say, I want my very own basket ball shorts, they are about the most comfortable things in the world >.< I didn't shower this morning so now, blehhhh I feel dirty.. Woke up and then didn't realise the time and well, opps XD

Had an amazing coffee this morning.. better than the fail one last night XD I went to get a coffee from the machine last night and the cup got stuck so all the delicious liquid fell right into the drain thing *sniffle* right after, a guy got a perfect hot chocolate =( But this morning, I got a delicious coffee =D
Time for a diet coke XD but I don't feel like getting up XD .. It's been almost an hour and I haven't bought a diet coke XD

Yey for cold diet coke <3 haha

I personally think that coffee and diet coke are the best two non alcoholic drinks IN THE WORLD!! And what's best is you ca have coffee flavoured liqueurs and diet coke is a grand mixer =) and frozen diet coke, and coffee ice cream and ice coffee <3 ahhhhh.. simply the best =)

I'm freeeezing.. and off. Dan's on his way for his shift hehe =)

Good night, in the afternoon ^^

pest control!!

Hello world

Ahh, we have ac today =P isn't that just grand =D

Ok so I honestly think that the roach community have a thing for me, or against me, the only thing I can really tell is that they like to be around on my shift!! How unfair..
Every shift so far, I've walked into the store room and found myself facing one of these hideous creatures.. blehh! GO AWAY!!!!
So many pests, if only I could eliminate them all.. Haha half the world would instantly disappear *poof*
So boredom gave me the opportunity to find out a few things about the cockroach..

1. There are around 4,000 different species of cockroach in the world - LOL WHAT??!
2. 30 species are associated with human habitations - and the rest hide away jew?
   
3. about 4 are well known as pests - what about the other 26!?
4. The most common is the american cockroach (3cm), the german cockroach (1.5cm), the asian cockroach (1.5cm), the oriental cockroach (2.5cm). Tropical cockroaches are often much bigger, and extinct cockroach relatives like the carboniferous archimylacris and permian apthoroblattina were several times as large as the above. The world's largest cockroach is the australian giant burrowing (9 cm and weighs over 30g) - scary shit..
5. Cockroaches are mainly nocturnal and will run away when exposed to light. A peculiar exception is the asian cockroach, which is attracted to lighto - honestly, why?!!!!
6. Cockroach legs have been an inspiration to robotic legs - humans suck
7. Cockroaches follow each others trails led by pheromones that lead them to food, drink and roaches themselves (for sexy time =P) - omigawd they play hide and seek!!
8. Cockroaches can live up to four years - HAHA I CAN LIVE MORE!! But four years, is, A LOT =O
   
9. A female cockroach can produce up to 8 egg capsules in her life, resulting in 300-400 offspring - can you imagine how many roaches there are IN THE WORLD =|
10. Cockroaches are known to make hissing noises, but some chirp - bird flu much??!
11. Some species are capable of remaining active for a month without food and are able to survive on limited resources like the glue from the back of postage stamps - DON'T LICK STAMPS, use email- save the trees and your tongues ;P
12. Some can go without air for 45 minutes or slow down their heart rateS - good at sports ahh, have to give them that much =P
13. In one experiment, cockroaches were able to recover from being submerged underwater for half an hour - one came out of my washing machine after a FULL load, they won't even drown in bubbles =S
14. Cockraoches can occasionally survive freezing conditions - Nice. They seriously are everywhere. Careful next time you open the damn freezer!
    
15. Cockroaches can actually be linked to alergies such as asthma - BASTARDS.
16. Cockroaches are 5 times stronger than humans and on a ratio of 6:15 (humans to cockroaches), can be exposed to radiation and many won't be affected but eventually appear in the long run - .. So much for it being a man's world..
17. Wasps in the family evaniidae attack the egg cases and are predators on adult and nymphal cockroaches . The house centipede is probably the most effective control agent of cockroaches, though many homeowners find the centipedes themselves objectionable - object to a centipede, come on, centipede or cockroach.. ??
    
18. Pedanius dioscorides (1st century) and Kamal al-Din al-Damiri and Abu Hanifa ad-Dainuri (9th century)Some of the earliest writings about cockroaches encouraged their use as medicine. all offered medicines that either suggest grinding them up with oil or boiling them. The list of ailments to be treated included earaches, open wounds and "gynecological disorders - I don't even want to imagine treating my wounds with esscence of cockroach..
19. Bait stations, gels containinghydramethylnon or fipron, as well as boric acid powder, are toxic to cockroaches. Baits with egg killers are also quite effective at reducing the cockroach population. Additionally, pest control products containing deltamethrin or pyrethrin are very effective. In Singapore and Malaysia, taxi drivers use pandan leaves as a cockroach repellent in their vehicles. In Russia, some people, after opening all cupboards, leave a saucepan half-full of sulfur burning on a gas ring, then quickly come back in to switch it off (with gas mask) and leave the residence for a few days. This is said to be protective for ten years. An inexpensive roach trap can easily be made from a deep smooth-walled jar with some roach food inside, placed with the top of the jar touching a wall or with sticks leading up to the top, so that the roaches can reach the opening. Once inside, they cannot climb back out. An inch or so of water or stale beer (by itself a roach attractant) will ensure they drown. A bit of Vaseline can be smeared on the inside of the jar to enhance slipperiness. This is known as the vegas roach trap - ahhh so there is hope =P
20. Research has shown that group-based decision-making is responsible for complex behavior such as resource allocation. In a study where 50 cockroaches were placed in a dish with three shelters with a capacity for 40 insects in each, the insects arranged themselves in two shelters with 25 insects in each, leaving the third shelter empty. When the capacity of the shelters was increased to more than 50 insects per shelter, all of the cockroaches arranged themselves in one shelter. Researchers found a balance between cooperation and competition exists in group decision-making behavior found in cockroaches. The models used in this research can also explain the group dynamics of other insects and animals - now, I'm fucking terrified =|
    

So, there you have it, the 20 most important facts to know about cockroaches. Well, according to moi.
And yes, I have NO LIFE =P
By the way, I'm on day two at the moment, my boss came in last nigth to use the compute so I had to stop and continued today.. I haven't been into the store room yet so I don't know what cockroach state we're in today =P Also, dan came over last night and killed not one, but TWO roaches for me =P funny stuff ahhh. Not.

So my family leave for sicily tonight, yey 5 days of orphanageness =P But I don't want people to invade this time, keeping the place clean cos I have plans for lie everyday so it's just going to be nice going home to an empty house with dan by my side =) haha playing mummy and daddy with george =P
I'm actually sleeping at his house tonight cos I'm opening here tomorrow morning and we don't have water at home. Believe it, a main water pipe burst on MONDAY and they haven't fixed it yet =| So I'm crashing at dan to be able to wake up knowing that I can surely shower and be at cyber surf on time.

Oh, something else on the cockroach line..

La cucaracha, la cucaracha,	The cockroach, the cockroach,
ya no puede caminar	can't walk anymore
porque no tiene, porque le falta	because it doesn't have, because it's lacking
las dos patitas de atrás.	its two back feet.

De las patillas de un moro	From the sideburns of a Moor
tengo que hacer una escoba,	I must make a broom,
para barrer el cuartel	to sweep the quarters
la infantería española.	of the Spanish infantry.

La cucaracha, la cucaracha,	The cockroach, the cockroach,
ya no puede caminar	can't walk anymore
porque no tiene, porque le falta	because it doesn't have, because it's lacking
marihuana par fumar.	marijuana to smoke.
Ya murió la cucaracha	The cockroach just died
ya la lleven a enterrar	and they carried him off to bury him
entre cuatro zopilotes	among four buzzards
y un ratón de sacristán.	and the sexton's mouse.

Ya se van los carrancistas,	And the Carrancistas,
ya se van haciendo bola,	are on full retreat,
ya los chacales huertistas	and the Huertistan jackals
se los trayen de la cola.	will catch and imprison them.

Oigan con gusto estos versos	Happy to hear these verses
escuchen con atención,	listen attentively,
ya la pobre cucaracha	and the poor cockroach
no consigue ni un tostón.	not even a toston.

Todo se ha puesto muy caro	Everything has been very expensive
con esta Revolución,	in this Revolution,
venden la leche por onzas	selling milk by the ounce
y por gramos el carbón.	and coal by the gram.

En el norte vive Villa	In the north lives Villa,
en el sur vive Zapata	In the south lives Zapata
lo que quiero es venganza	What I want is revenge
por la muerte de Madero.	For the death of Madero.

Cuando uno quiere a una	When a man loves a woman
y esta una no lo quiere,	but she doesn't love him back,
es lo mismo como si un calvo	it's like a bald man
en calle encuentra un peine.	finding a comb in the street.
Mi vecina de enfrente	My neighbor across the street
se llamaba Doña Clara,	used to call herself Doña Clara,
y si no hubiera muerto	and if she hadn't died
así se llamaría.	that's what she would call herself.

El tonto gringo*, el tonto gringo* *(or sanitized Anglo)	The silly white American
ya no puede platicar,	can no longer make conversation,
porque no tiene, porque le falta	because he doesn't have
español (or castellano) que hablar.	any Spanish to speak.

BAHAHAAAA XD !!!!

I honestly never knew what it was about >_O

Ok, scary shit, I thought I was 39euro under =O I forgot to put the 4 before the 5 and it took me quite a while to realise.. Heart pounding like WAAAAA crazy!! And now I'm one euro over XD

And I need to pee.. And a customer just came in. So I can't go take a piss XD

HOW SWEET!! Arab guy came in for a fanta and asked if I was a student. When I told him that I was maltese he looked impressed and told me that it's funny cos I'm the first maltese person to speak to him with a smile on my face.. ^^ i feel SPACJAL =P

I thiiiiiiiiiink, I shall go read ^^

I'm meltingggg!!

Hello world,

Ok this time, there's no ac =| can you imagine, 19 computers and no ac.. damn horrible!! I'm melting honestly, it's disgusting!! It's currently10:58 reaching 32°C and with three fans and an open door, the sweat is beading on my whole body. Honestly, bleh.

Nothing interesting to say really, dan and I started our sims family bahaha hilarious XD I got this mega head ache when we started the house and then we went upstairs, slept for like half an hour in all and well, that's it XD I'm just blogging for the sake of it, I'm just so bored. I can't even read at the moment, it's too hot to stay still and too hot to move. Horrible!!

Just like in shrek, when donkey thought he was melting in the rain.. "I'm meltingggggggggg"

So I'm currently trying to amuse myself with facebook quizzes and to be perfectly honest, WHAT THE HELL HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?! Maaaaa how absolutely lame XD

Ahh 20 minutes and I start closing.. FINALLY =D maaaaaaaaa I'm so tired, so hot, so bored and need a shower more than ever =( mehh stickyness =(

So I guess I'm off, see y'all tuesday =P
Blessings.

no electricity =O

Hello world =)

So yesterday was the first time that I worked and didn't blog, WITH GOOD REASON, hehe.
See, the power was down, so I spent 3 and a half hours in the heat of cyber surf, reading my book, telling people that we don't have electricity thus no internet meaning they can't print or type their cvs or that I don't know why it's out or coming back, and cleaning lol =P
In the last half hour, everything came back and there was MEGA COMMOTION lol, molto funny XD
But when the lights are out, everything is so different. Something as simple as taking a piss can be somewhat challenging XD yet how many times do we walk into the loo during the night and don't switch on the lights.. Until we are aware that we can't switch the lights on it's not a problem, but then knowing that there's no electricity we still reach for the light switch and flick it only left to laugh at ourselves for being so daft. Is that what our lives are truly like? Do we live so dependently on something that can disappear so quickly and leave us stranded?
I'm not implying anything, but there are so many things that we are so numbly addicted to it's scary. From a drink to a person.. Imagine the most important thing/person in your life, the only thing/person you truly depend on and take for granted to be there, just disappears. Poof. Gone. Pretty rough huh? To be just left there standing in the dark, lost, clueless..

Speaking about dark, I went into the store room and guess what, through the darkness, I saw.. a mighty ginormungus cockroach =O blehhhh!!

So just to continue what I was saying before.. It would be pretty horrifying. I personally have been let down a lot in my life, and lately more than ever, but the few things that mean the world to be more than ever are the things I'm truly clinging on to with all my might. I have no clue what it would be like if one were to vanish. I guess the only way to describe it would be incomplete. So really, appreciate- it's mighty important!

I'm molto tired, and dan told me to call him back- but his phone is off.. I honestly think that there is simply nothing I hate more than that "diverting to voicemail" =|
Oh great, he called and out of all the silent moments, it had to be when there was a group of people waiting to be served.. my luck, it's just unbelievable ahh XD

I must comment on the music in this place. It's up to me to choose a channel, but like I keep it on top pop so that it's a mix of everything that's "in"at the moment so that no one can possibly complain XD but some of these songs are driving me mad ahh! Sean kingston is the one driving me insane at this present moment, and I mean the lyrics are honestly so damn senseless- no talent ahh- niente!! Yey now it's britney =D lol not!!

I thiiiink, I shall go back to my book now.. Only one and a half hours left =D haha I'm just so desperate to go home, flop onto my bed and sleep <3

Good night world..
God bless =)

beads <3

Hello world.

So once again I'm sitting at the front desk at cyber surf, and occupying my time on this fine sunday night is ebay.. I'm searching for the sexiest beads in the world =P tom and I want to set up a stand and sell like a lot haha and even so, I would spend 30euro to buy AMAZING beads and make bracelets for myself and as presents haha XD but really, I think it's an amazing idea- giving 1 or 2 hand made bracelets to a friend on their birthday, it takes time and money and lit bears my very own love and energy ^^ so if I buy beads and they rock, which I'm sure they will, I'll invest in even more =D especially if tom and I really do set up a stall hehe.

I was at dan's house today when his mum decided to ram sack his house- MOLTO HILARIOUS REALLY!! Honestly, why are mothers like that? After all, it is our room even though it's in their house.. I'm not saying that it's acceptable to keep it absolutely DISASTROUS, but I disagree with the very expected hissy fit when it looks like the average teenage room. I for one have a problem, I honestly don't know how to keep my room tidy. The honest truth be told, it's usually quite the explosion of clothes and books and shoes and mess mess MESS!! I just really don't know how to clear up =S Dusting- that's something I can do because of my asthma, but really, the whole "try on a top and but it back in place" is so unnatural to my pathetic being XD
But dan and I decided that we're going to help each other file all our notes XD so sometime I'm going to help him separate his mass of papers that have been stuffed away into a cupboard and then he'll come over and help me do the same with my piles XD

So I met this really wicked guy today. His name is paul, and he's old =P and by old I'm guesing middle-age, but he's a grand person =D totally into photography and india =D he sells indian merchandise from his appartment and I basically was like AHHHH BRACELETS AND BAGS =D he said he may come round with a few things that he sells to show them to me whilst uploading and sending more grand photos of india =) so I'm molto happy with my new friend. Or should I say "new best friend" ala kati hehe miss her so so much *sniffle*
He was a really interesting person to meet, a real pleasure =)

Ok I actually signed in at home, so I'm officially- wait for it- BLOGGING AT HOME =O
Haha the internet gave up on my for a while last night and I had to close everything and then dan came round so I didn't continue blogging..

So that's that, just came to finish the post hehe.

=)

second year =O

Hello world,

So, I finally went home after 4 days of living at kris and going to work XD Spend like an hour and a half at home and left, went to dan for like an hour and now came to work.

Packing my stuff up before leaving kris' house, I realised that I couldn't find my glasses. NO SPECTACLES OH NOES!! Luckily I found them here haha =)

Ok so most of us got our results.. I say most of us because Alevel results haven't come out yet so we have to wait till tomorrow to know who has resits, is going to uni, starting to work full time or just taking a gap year =) I, very unexpectedly, am officially a second year =| my marks were totally unpredictable and I must say, I expected a second set to come in today giving me my actual results. Non of us, so far, are repeating first year which is molto grand.. Though I think that even though I don't have any resits, I will start "studying" a teeny weeny bit from next week.. I really do mean teeny weeny like 2 hours a week MAX lol.
I just can't believe I'm actually going up to second year after two years, I don't know, it seems so weird =S I think mainly cos I don't know what to do with my life =/ I know I want to do a couple of random courses like nails, make up, hair, photography, maybe cooking.. (scuba diving XD)
The 1 year beauty course at mcast interests me too.. I know I'm doing my tefl this autumn. So I'll probably take a year to do the courses I want to do and then perhaps go to uni if anything interests me XD

I have a killer headache, I'm feeling so so sick lately =( very sadening *sniffle*

AHHHHHH! Maja, tom, nigel and matt just came to see me.. MAJA =D she's back haha it was so funny I just waved normally all happy and then it clicked, it's maja =D yeyyyy she's back!! haha, she left for like a month =P

Haha dan just came to see me =) my hero ^^ haha XD
Luckily this time he didn't come because I screwed up, but cos he took the long route home from mike's house =P ahh I love him molto.

So it's time for me to say good bye =P

Good night, God bless =)

living at my pumpkin =)

Hello world =)

Haha, today a year ago I blogged just before sleeping on my night before leaving to scotland.. What a lot has changed since then..
Scotland, damn beautiful.. But never again shall I endure another family holiday >.< yepeeee =P

I must be 100% honest though, I'm really going to miss escaping the cold for a while this summer.. Spending a week in england during mid-august heat for two years straight was the best thing, not to mention being in the place- soul survivor- really wishing I was going back up again =( And once I ran away for another, what 8-10 days last year in jul, I'm reeeeeeally feeling the eat XD though I may go to england for a couple of days in september with mike, haha yey shopping =D

Ok so, we're living at kris at the moment, it's molto grand really =D I haven't been home since saturday XD and I won't go home till wednesday, well, thursday actually once it will be like 1am after work >.<

Sunglasses at night was absolutel epic =D total sucess, we stayed out all night- left the party at 3, went to pv for like 1.5hours, spent like an hour chilling near the love sign, walked for a while, watched sunrise, walked to krissy's house.. and then everyone slept except me XD I stayed cleaning the kitchen lol. We ate vodka jelly- twas grand, I made everyone chinese haha and we watched half school of rock.. Basically I stayd awake for 41 hours and then slept for like 9, and woke up to piss- obviously XD
Oh talking about piss, kristina's toilet doesn't flush unless she touches it XD and storm (the cat) watches people pissing, immensly funny >_O

All in all, we're having an absolute ball, but missing kati so damn much =( *sadness*

Exam results should come out by wednesday; not too grand =( I thought they were coming out today and I was quite stressed lol, don't feel like studying for resits =( I know that I have art alevel for sure, I hope I don't have more, but more than anything I hope I didn't fail first year again =/

Kristina and I went through possible future plans, and when I told my mum that I may go to mcast she told me, and I quote, "don't be funny". How damn rude!

Dan, kris and I ate a veggie meal whilst watching prince caspian this afternoon, and smoothied the vodka mater melon which I won't touch, blehh, water melon XD

Wow. I'm molto tired I must say. Dan and I are sleeping at kris again tonight to wake up to go shopping for harry potter glory day =P how grand =D

That's all folks, see you wednesday =)
God bless =)

we're back =D

Hello world.

Ok so I'm on my third shift =O haha and nothing has gone wrong =D all the cash is fine all the humans are in order.. glee =D
I read for like an hour, sorted out transport for sunglasses at night, stayed on facebook, stared and pondered.. grand morning =) plus, I got to see dan this morning once he came to help me open =) ahh.. I love him ^^

Katy perry is singing in the back ground, "I kissed a girl", last year's great theme song, followed by "disturbia" =D and let's face it, last year was damn right AWESOME!!
HOLY CRAP, "disturbia" is on.. scary shit XD
h and by the way, aol radio- grand site =)

So, tonight we're heading to sunglasses at night- massive party riiiight =D we all have our crazy sunnies so we're set to go ^^
I really miss drinking though, the taste, the warm flush that leads to zibelness XD but it's better not to, so once again, I'm sober photographer =) yeyy, too bad my camera is SHIT!!

I think I'm rather hungry really.. but I'll be home by 4 and then dan will work his magic on my computer and them we'll have supper.. So I'll eat an apple or something yummy. Then shower, go to krissy and get transport up to gianpula and then from one of the most fabulous nights ever at gianpula go to pv or the front and chill.. And probably go for breakfast at mc cafe XD

I think, I'm off to read for a while once I have less that 1.5hours left =)

See you next week haha!
Bless you all

why? hmm..

hello world.

God, I'm so damn tired =/
Ok so I spent the day with dan, 'twas grand fun really =) he fixed one of my hard drives and hopefully we'll manage the other one tomorrow at my house cos it wasn't working on his computer =S we also watched a film.. forgot what it's called but it was so pointless =| then we went around sliema to find crazy sunglasses for saturday but we didn't find any grand ones for him. Danelle bought a lime hearted pair for me this morning because my shutter shades were broken on my birthday *sniffle* hehe. So after failing at buying sunglasses for dan, (BTW THERE ARE AMAZING SUNGLASSES AT SOLARIS <3) angel =")" about ="O" me =")" back =")" summer ="D" bitch ="|" sweeeeet =")">.< in the sun.. the sun.. blehh XD
And with summer comes.. isle of mtv, which is going on at this current moment in time haha XD apparently lady gaga was singing around nowish but to be honest, I would have gone for the fun of it not to actually see anyonein particular, especially metro station BLEHHH miley cyrus blood =P lool what a freak I am XD u le they're not bad, but I wasn't exactly hyped up like when the kooks and one republic came last year.. They were wicked =D

Ok I'm failing, badly.. So damn badly, I'm royally screwed..
So I'm leaving you all, damn terrified =| shit. I'm a dumbass XD

cyber surf ^^

hello world =)

So i'm officially a cyber surf employee, how exciting =D
I'm sitting at the front desk muahahaaa powerr =P and I just looked out of the window and saw a damn sexy girl who was wearing practically nothing, stupid skinny bitch, die!! haha..
Ahh life is so weird, the ups, the downs. No wonder I've been feeling nauseous lately, it's as if I've been riding one hell of a crazy roller coaster =| It's like whenever something good happens, something bad comes around and literally crushes any sense of happiness that had managed to build up inside of me. But I guess that's life, just have to make the best out of it and smile =)

Wow, just had a major dilemma really XD luckily dan ran down the road to save me XD I feel like such a retard >.<>.<

Ok my shift is coming to an end now so I'm off, all done =D

Good night, bless you all ^^